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66 Kloof Street – GARDENS, CAPE TOWN

Cape Town’s best bar / shisha lounge .

The place to meet with friends, chill alone, or work during the day over a beer, shisha or a meal.

Located in the upper part of super trendy Kloof Street.

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ABOUT VORTEX?

Established and opened in December 2022, Vortex Shisha is a unique shisha lounge and bar operating within the trendy Upper Kloof Street precinct of Gardens, Cape Town.

Vortex Shisha comes to you from the original creators of the now defunct Shisha Hut brand which closed following an ownership change. The original creators wanted to maintain a ‘go to’ location for Cape Town’s best place to Eat, Drink and Shisha and hence, Vortex was developed and brought to life! You will see many familiar faces from our old ‘family’ here both within the Vortex team and our amazing customers – it’s just like we moved homes!

Located in a heritage listed building with a long history of the early Kloof Street days – including being a long-standing Greek Restaurant and Café and more recently Robin Hood, this impressive location now is the home to Vortex, continuing the journey of the building’s history. The building has 4 distinct zones for your comfort and enjoyment:

  • A Kloof Street facing front deck with bar seats and a bench custom designed to hold your shisha pipe safely.
  • The main bar area with a mix of bar seating, seats for 2, 4, 6 and more where you can enjoy a cool drink and a meal from our amazing menu.
  • The ‘Red Room’ which can be segregated from the main bar area via a sound reducing door with extraction for shisha.
  • The back ‘Beer Garden’ area with a big screen tv, seating and benches and undercover making it an all year round location.

All areas have TV’s with DSTV access and our sound system to enjoy the atmosphere from anywhere you choose to be, with all major sports being played live. There is an area to suit your group size and your mood based on your visit with us.

We only serve high quality Al Fakhar shisha flavours, and pride ourselves in the management and preparation of your shisha each time. All pipes are cleaned and maintained after use, and hygienically served to you thinking only of your experience and safety. We maintain our original founding values and purpose for existing, where our creator, the crazy Australian was in a frustrating search to find a regular shisha hangout which had great quality shisha, unlimited and free coal replacements, free Wi-Fi and alcohol all within a great venue and with service to match – this didn’t exist so it was created out of pure self-indulgence then shared with Cape Town’s people and tourists and visitors from far and wide. This foundation purpose of our existence continues and shall always. We don’t see why you should pay R500+ for a substandard shisha or R50 for additional coals – spend that money on your drinks instead!

The added advantage of our new location is a fully set up kitchen where we have developed an extensive food menu to cater for all your desires and hunger!

WHY ‘VORTEX’?

We have been asked about the name Vortex, as it is a bit unusual.

Vortex doesn’t immediately resonate with shisha – we know this, but it does have a special meaning and purpose for us.

We like some of the traditional and non-traditional Dictionary interpretations for Vortex and associated words to demonstrate and explain the logic behind our name.

Macmillan Dictionary

“Vortex” noun, vo: (r) teks/

Formal – a powerful spinning current of air or water that pulls everything down inside it.

Literary – a feeling or situation that has so much power or influence over you that you feel you are not in control.

Our take on this and the original use of the word is that it is a place where you come and stay a lot longer than you intended and get sucked into the vibe and the experience – get pulled into our Vortex.

And the Urban Dictionary has some relevant words as well which we feel fits what Vortex is.

“Vortex” – any situation that is or can be messy, disastrous, or dangerous

“Vortexing” – acting like you’re flying through space when you’re really drunk in your friends car with your eyes shut and arms out while really shitty music in blasting

Whilst we don’t think our place is dangerous by any means, or plays ‘shitty’ music, it can be your own form of messy as you fall into the Vortex, and you are chilling and vibing with your friends having a general great time. Whilst there may be some more back story and detail behind the name, this is something you must catch Tony on a big night and ask him the question and you may get ‘some of’ the inside story…

We think once you come to Vortex you will be pulled inside and not want to leave, so welcome to the Vortex! We only have one rule – What Happens at Vortex, Stays at Vortex..

EVENTS @ VORTEX

Every Sunday we have our Shisha Sunday offer available throughout the day. After a night Vortexing on Saturday, nothing beats the chillout and relaxation of a shisha and maybe another beer or two to finish off the weekend!

Every Tuesday from 8pm we host @ComedyonKloof comedy evenings with some of Cape Town’s finest established and up and coming comedy champions. Tickets are available at the door or via the link below. Food, drink and shisha deals operate throughout the night, so reserve your table and get in early to avoid missing the weekly show. You never know who will appear, and we have already had some of SA’s finest, as well as some international legends appear!

GET IN TOUCH & ENTER THE VORTEX

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Vortexing Hours

MonSun: 11:00 am – Midnight

The Vortex Location

66 Kloof Street
Gardens, Cape Town Sth Africa

Contact

Whats App +27 71 168 6724
vortexshishakloof@gmail.com